- Interviewer: How is The Fault In Our Stars?
- John Green: It’s okay
- Interviewer: Okay?
- John Green: Okay
when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died
i show my affection to my friends by gently bullying them
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing